
There were only four episodes of MAD that have featured the Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions segment.Limo Passenger: Well, for goodness sake, change your pants. Limo Passenger: Zowie! Did you have an accident? Man: No, the directions said, "Turn onto oak."ĭriver #4: Hey, did you have an accident? Man: No, I bought a necktie that looks like a tree.ĭriver #3: Ugh! Did you have an accident? Driver #1: Wow! Did you have an accident? Announcer: And now it's time for Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. Silliness, of course, was stock and trade for Jaffee, who created some of the long-lived humor rag’s most-beloved features, from Mad Inventions to Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions to the. Jogger: YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (splash) Painter: Eh, too bad you're not a swimmer. Jogger: No, I'm breaking in a pair of running shoes for a friend. Jogger: No, I'm a baseball outfielder chasing a fly ball. Youll be glad you asked-because the king of snappy comebacks is on the warpath again with MAD magazines fifth edition of Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. Season 2 Super 80's / Captain America's Got Talent

(Octopus tentacle covers policeman's face, all the askers look surprised)Īnnouncer: This has been Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. Police Man: No, it's a bunch of snakes sucking on a watermelon. Police Man: No, it's a balloon with many strings. Referee: No! It's chilly in here and they have to cuddle to stay warm.Īre You Karate Kidding Me? / The Fresh Prawn of Bel-Air Īnnouncer: And now it's time for Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. They have one pair of trunks, and this is how they share it. They arrived in that condition from an overcrowded bus. Transcript Season 1 The Straight A-Team / Gaming's Next Top Model Īnnouncer: Now it's time for Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. This skit is based on comics illustrated by Al Jaffee that appeared in the magazine. Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions is a cartoon segment where people ask a question and gets answered in many simple ways.

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